Lindsay Lohan's Milkshake Taste A Little Trashy

I'm a big Lindsay Lohan fan.  When everyone hates, I'm the blog she knows she can go to that always has the positive spin on it.  Well, I'm sorry Lindsay, but your milkshake looks kinda trashy hear.  It's a photo opt... please get photo ready.  It looks like you just went to a club, made out with some random homeless chick knocked on Samantha's door then went to te milkshake thing.  You're beautiful, show it. 

PS - I still want to nail you.  Have a good day. :-)